Ideas for a book that will make me famous

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Today I picked up a book to read at lunch when I was at work.  It was about a guy who lost 40 kilos by cutting sugar out of his diet.  The ten pages I read were quite interesting.

So I started to ponder,  'Hey - what's my story'?  What's the aspect of my life that I could use to write a book and make my fortune (well, limited fortune anyway)?

I'm not a tiger mother.  I'm not a mother who had an amazing career and then became a mother and then discovered how hard and undervalued it is (like this is some kind of radical concept) and then discovered she actually liked being a mother so only ended up working part-time (as a consultant of course) in her amazing career.  I haven't run a marathon every day for a year (although most days feel like I have).  I've only had one husband - haven't left him to go and 'find myself' in three different exotic locations and get my story made into a movie starring Julia Roberts.  I still get on with my parents.  I haven't climbed any mountains.  I haven't been captured and made a hostage.

Yawn - all so dull.  What's my money-making story people?  I need help!

Otherwise I'll have to go and write fiction - perhaps I could write a book about an alternative life that would have resulted in me having a story to tell!

 

Comments

Richard said…
But Jenny you do have a story to tell :) your early years were an experience very few people have had; The train trips, all the sights and smells, people and places ... And you are an amazing mother and still sane after 5 kids !
March 31, 2011 at 10:47 PM
Katie said…
Was the book 'Sweet Poison' by David Gillespie? We recently listened to a podcast of him on conversation with Richard Fidler and it was very interesting. Was thinking of trying to find the book.
As far as your story goes - ditto Richards comment. Plenty of people have successfully written about their childhood. Or go for the fiction. Kids books - rhyme a little and you will be right.
March 31, 2011 at 11:54 PM
Gordon Cheng said…
Your gift is the realistic description of the quotidian, with grace.
April 1, 2011 at 3:49 AM
Tina said…
Hey Jenny
You could cut sugar out of your diet and then write a story about a mother of five children in Sydney's inner west who went slowly crazy....
BTW I am loving your blog.
April 1, 2011 at 9:17 PM
Kath said…
The fact that your own life does not seem fascinating enough to warrant a book may mean you have some humility and a realistic view of yourself.
Some of the most interesting stories are the ordinary ones told well. But I see your point, they don't always make lots of money ;)
Kath
April 2, 2011 at 12:44 AM
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