His wife is nowhere in sight. Frantically, fearing something disastrous has happened, he searches the house, and eventually finds her sitting up in bed in her nightie, calmly eating chocolates and watching The Bold and the Beautiful.
'What happened?' he gasps.
The wife turns down the volume with the remote and says, 'You know how you always ask me what I do all day? Well, today I didn't do it.'
From A pressure cooker saved my life by Juanita Phillips, 2010.